🌟 Setting Sail with Precision:
Attention, Unspeakable adventurers! Before launching your journey, double-check your custom details like a true navigator. We’ve encountered many ships sailing without a full map. Our fleet sails to valid street addresses only, leaving P.O. Boxes off our charted course.
🗓️ Embarking on Weekdays:
Our crew is hard at work from Monday to Friday, preparing your Unspeakable merch. Orders are readied within 2-4 business days and shipped out the very next day. Remember, weekends are for tales and rest, not for dispatching ships.
⏳ Journey Duration – A Timely Adventure:
For brave souls in the United Kingdom, United States, Canada, and Australia, anticipate your Unspeakable treasures within 7-10 working days. For distant lands and uncharted territories, your quest may span up to 14-20 working days.
*Take heed: these are but estimated timelines, as the tides of delivery are ever-changing.
📬 Course Corrections – Avoiding Uncharted Waters:
Ensure your coordinates are accurate. Misguided or incomplete maps (addresses) may lead us to reach out for corrections, potentially delaying your treasure’s arrival. Delays may also arise from the mysteries of customs clearance.
🌍 Customs – The Gatekeepers of Your Treasure:
The keepers of local customs may seek additional scrolls (documents) and time to clear your package, possibly extending the wait for your loot.
🚚 The Final Leg – Local Delivery:
In your realm, either the local post office or a courier will complete the journey. Most orders join your regular mail fleet, so expect your package in familiar waters. Should you be out exploring when the delivery arrives, a notice card will mark the spot for your package’s collection.
🔄 A Cautionary Note on Redirects:
If you signal the final mile carrier to change course after the package has left our port, our hands are tied. We can’t be responsible for parcels lost in such sea changes.